Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I'm Gonna Want To Act Soon!


  1. WTF?
  2. How do you put a null record in your database?
  3. How do you assign a price value to a null record?
  4. How do you assign a discount to that bizarro record?
  5. Fifth, and finally, after missing all of that, how do you then blanket your customers with an ad for your null record (complete with null image!)?

4 comments:

grant(urismo) said...

Ahhh, I have one of these but I can't seem to find it. :P

Amy Foley said...

I wonder if the free shipping applies to "Null"?

John Goff said...

I think the kicker is the null record _actually_ says "null" and the picture is tagged to "null" so it's not even a true null...unless, I suppose, they've actually programmed their database to return the word "null" instead of just a blank data field. Wow, the mind boggles.

chezjack said...

Not too bright but certainly entertaining. Jay Leno might find it worthy...