Painting

Of all the activities on God's green Earth, the activity I think I hate the most is painting. Roller, sprayer, brush: it doesn't matter. I hate painting.

HATE HATE HATE

Disambiguation

Evidently I wasn't clear.

I want one of these:


Not one of these:


Thanks, Marissa, for making me realize how silly the previous post seemed. I'm not looking for burly love.

Bright Lights, Big City

I want a welder. Of course, I want to learn how to weld, but I want a welder.

There are a bunch of projects that I want to undertake, and one that I need to.

Mmmm, welder...